This Was a Complete Shitshow

This Was a Complete Shitshow

Hello and happy Wednesday. I’m one of those people who think if we read solely for the entertainment value, then that’s fine and we’re doing a great job. Because of this and also because I have a blog and like to keep it interesting both for you and me, I create these reading challenges for myself, or I come up with fun TBR lists, and that leads me to read silly books. Well, I can honestly say that nothing so far had been as nonsensical as Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend by Alan Cumyn. Seriously though, I’m only linking the book because I’m sure many people want to check it out and like me read it “as a joke.”

I read this book between December 26th, 2019 and January 2nd, 2020 and gave it two stars. I didn’t give it one star because I didn’t think there was anything structurally wrong with it in terms of the message it was sending; I don’t even think it had a real message, it was just a shitty book.

This is a good time to tell you that if you’re looking for a serious review of this novel, you will most definitely not find it here. You see, I know this book is a joke, so I read it as such. The reason why it took me so long to read was that I didn’t know this was a 400-page-long joke. The same shitty effect could have been accomplished in 200 pages.

Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend is a parody of your typical YA romance with some paranormal/fantastical elements, and you can tell by reading the first page. You don’t need to read all 408 pages to make a point unless you want to, in which case, who am I to judge when I did read them? If you’ve read this far into the review and you don’t know what this book is about, consider yourself lucky. This is the story of a young pterodactyl who starts attending a human high school as part of an inter-species exchange program. What nobody anticipates, especially not the main character, is that Pyke, the pterodactyl will come to school and basically mess up everyone’s lives with his charm.

I had a discussion a long while ago about what genre this book might belong to (hi, Sam, I hope you’re enjoying the books I bought and sent to your house thinking I’d live there too, in the future), and I would say it’s a contemporary with speculative elements. It couldn’t be magical realism in my opinion since dinosaurs existed, they aren’t magical creatures. That probably makes everything sound more interesting than it is, but don’t be fooled, this “joke” put me to sleep after just one chapter and it took me way longer than other books do to finish.

What else is there to say? Have you read this book or anything like it? Let me know in the comments below.

Happy reading!

Love, Miss Camila